(cringing in progress)

"Now he tells me not to be angry if he gets too drunk and can't text me. Someone cute liao lor."

Reading through my old tweets and THIS IS CRINGE-WORTHY LOL why on earth did I used to talk like that 'someone cute liao lor' !@#$% I swear that wasn't me.





THANK GOD I DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

Random FUNNY screeshots

Here are some interesting screenshots that I took hahahaha I love taking screenshots and then silently laughing to myself when I review them after lol :P 

 Hahahahaha playing poker during class 

Been following this girl (@sugarrandspice) on Instagram and her food pix are... T.T 

Limited Hello Kitty Cup Noodles!!! :O  

Told the boyf I wanted this for V'day HAHAHAHA 

LOL creepy guy in UOL (he made himself a fan page HAHAHA)  

 Freaking weird right 

 Random UB stuff~

Lol reading these confessions always make my day.  

!!! LOL 

The Tiffany cut... T.T  

Hahaha :/ 

 SCREWED UP!!! 

 HAHAHAHA MY FAV SCREENSHOT 

 Hello there cutie :P 

HMMMMMMMMMMMM 

Tsk the bf thinks this is damn funny  

SO PRETTY  

HAHAHA JUNGLE BROTHEL

  

 2nd fav screenshot ^^ 

OKAY THAT'S ALL. I actually don't get the point of this post lololol. 

Bones

For some reason I keep getting amused by Bones, haha it definitely is my greatest source of entertainment these days. + there are so many dead bodies, hahaha. Okay that came out wrong. I keep wanting to cut out videos and post it here to share it but there's something wrong with my video cutter and the video always lags behind the audio.


Anyway Lance Sweets is some psychologist with the FBI who got his phd when he was 22 (?!) and because he's so young.. No one takes him seriously.


This is him called back to the lab in an emergency.

Angela: What are you, sixteen?
Lance: What, I love this shorts *looks down at shorts*

HAHA I don't know why but I found this amusing.. Maybe we'll all look like that on our off days next time ;)
Shit I sound like some idiot no one would understand lololol

Simple Plan live chat now (yes I'm a fan girl..)

Qn: What's the biggest change in your life since ten years ago and now?

Pierre Bouvier: I'm rich, bitch!

*Jeff laughs*

Pierre Bouvier: I'm kidding........

Hahahaha too funny!!

Starbucks.

Now I finally know why I'm so broke...

Uh zoom in. That's my transaction records for the past 19 days at Starbucks. $49.30 in 19 days wth?!

Uh zoom in too. Alternatively visit Twitter hahahaha.

Wlau Starbucks why you like that.. So evil. $50 = 1/3 of my RL Polo Tee (refer to previous post)

SIAN. But I still love you hehe!

Madness.

Studying too hard.

I think I'm mad too high already hahahaha. Was damn high yesterday as I was studying. Crazy. Studied till like 430am before I crashed. After Seowy went to bed I was talking to Lwj and Rahman. Bugging Lwj to entertain me as I studied hahahaha. Poor thing :/ Oops. Must not study till so late anymore. Damn energized and high Idk why. Hahaha madness. Couldn't sleep so we talked on the phone and he kept blaming me 'cause I was stopping him from reading his book. Was damn hungry so I kept trying to psycho him to buy supper to my place hahaha.

Me: Eh you come my house and get your HIMYM la I don't wanna carry my laptop out so heavy :@

Lwj: No you come my house now and pass me!

Me: Go eat shit you're the one who wants the seasons so you're at my mercy you come take!

Lwj: Orh okay la like that.. Next time you ask me to buy supper I buy already you come my house eat okay.

Me: Huh.. Suck la you go eat shit.

HAHAHA damn funny I have such entertaining nice friends (like real) can't wait for exams to end so I can meet up with them! Gotta go for proper Christmas shopping too hehehe. What an excuse to go shopping ^^ I've like 7 people who are waiting to meet me (HEHE miss popular Ikr hahaha shameless) and yay drinking party here I comeeeeee :D :D :D Can't wait to play my holidays away and have so much funnn :D I keep complaining how dull my life is (obviously right Zoukout tonight and ahpeh's there and Lwj's going Thailand next week *mega jealous* sighz) because I've to study for finals but I CAN'T FREAKING WAIT FOR POST-EXAMS LIFE. I have so much lined up hahahahaha.

I'm mad I think I'm getting high. Time to go study againnn (actually I'm pretty sleepy but I SHALL PRESS ON WOOHOOO) for awhile then go orh orh already. HEHE can you tell I'm damn high I only type 'hehe' when I'm high I normally type 'heheh' HAHAHAH YAY I WANT TO GO SHOPPING AFTER MY EXAMS END OMG CAN'T WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

FUUUUUUUUUUU I HATE YOU FINALS.

Omg I'm only taking 4 modules now and only 3 have exams.

Can you imagine next sem 5 modules......

FUUUUUUUU.

HAHAHA FUUUU is my new word LOL.

K lah go study already bye bye muackzxz hehehehehe siao.

1 down, 2 to go!

Yup the title says everything :D One paper down to more to go on Tuesday. Hehe. Can't wait for the life after exams. It's gonna be awesome I have so many things lined up! Meetup with friends, old friends new friends, stay overs, drinking parties (oops) and more! I can't wait can't wait. Hell yeah :D

I'm going to make an event on FB: There's a party in Meng's room, all night long~

And the description will be: Let's get drunk and ride around.

Hehe so smart hor. Everything's taken from songs ^^ And hopefully everything we planned won't fall through! I promise I won't get wasted (:

And I want to go to the beach, I want to go take nice photos with my cammie. Hehehe so much to do! I need to meet up with Ey and Ahpeh and my favourite childhood friends! CAN'T WAIT OMG :D I'm getting so happy typing this hehehehe I'm madddd.

Need to go Christmas shopping also! Getting my brother a Ralph Lauren polo (since I said it I can't regretttt) and buy Seowy his present too (secret!) and my parents their presents (hehehe so exciting!) and of course, ahpeh. Omg it's so hard to shop for him Idk what to buy D: No inspiration but I bet he's having the same headache as I am hahaha. See this is what having one paper over is doing to me. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF MY FINALS ARE FREAKING OVER?! I WILL GO MAD HAHAHAHAHA. ^^

Random random.

Studying with Meng and Rachel @ Shaw Towers and there was the Starbucks giveaway day so we went.

Javachip for Rachel and I but Meng didn't want any. Bought ice caramel macchiato before that (hello I not cheapo okay, I BOUGHT my first drink and I donated for my second drink ah!) first time having two SB drinks in a day ^^

OMG the uncles behind us were damn cheapo. Uncle 1 asking his friend in Hokkien how much he donating, so uncle 2 said 20 cents -.- I told Rachel and she gave me the wtf -.- face hahahaha and when the barista asked them what they wanted, they were like 'Got what ah? Can you bring the menu here anot?' in an overly Singlish way wtf ttm hahahahaha typical Singaporeans. Tsk.

Hahaha you're welcome!

More photos of my face:

Took this on the same day as the photos two posts down EH CAN YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN PHOTO QUALITIES AH this is taken with my phone, the other one is taken with the dslr. Wth right so much difference.

Hehehe hi.

This is my fake elated + embarrassed face.

Hahaha momma was walking into the lift 'cause I was hogging it for them lmao.

Okay that's all. Random:

I HAVE TO INTRODUCE THIS MOVIE TO Y'ALL! Little Ms Sunshine.

My GP teacher showed us this movie in my J1 year (it was my first lesson or something okay) AND IT'S FREAKING AWESOME (y) Damn vulgar but damn bloody funny hahahah I've watched it twice already. If you stalked me on Twitter (don't lie I know y'all did LOL) you should've seen me gushing about it there. LOL I was watching it that day as I studied and I was laughing about 95% of the time instead of studying. Damn funny!

The grandpa eventually died (he's my favourite character btw 'cause he's so vulgar and funny hahahaha!) but EVEN HIS DEATH WAS FUNNY. I kid you not. Go watch the movie hahaha confirm won't regret! I'm going to watch it again after I'm done blogging LOL.

Hahaha I'm mad. Okay omg I wanna go watch it again bye :D

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

I am damn bloody hopeless. Click to enlarge. (:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg.

What I Go TO School For #1

Random madness @ school that day with Rachel, Alice and Meng(:

'Eh blur like prettier hor HAHAHAHAHAHA' laughed super loudly (that Rachel la laugh so loud) and everyone kept glaring at us HAHAHA

LOL! Trying to imitate someone HAHAHAHA.

'Eh no must tilt your face lower!'

1, 2, 3~

Refusing to conform again HAHAHA.

Lmao.

HAHAHAHAHA.

'Eh got fish!'

Hahahahahaha super funny so cute. OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol that's my hair la.

Grossss.

Gross again HAHAHA.

I think this is my favourite effect among them all HAHAHAH doll-like effects

See what I mean?

Hahahahahahaha so funny.

'Eh take one normal one otherwise people think we're freaks'

Hahahahaha freaks

This looks quite nice!

Can't remember the name of this effect

Spamming Meng's MBP with all our photos hahahaha.

Sketch effect.

Then we felt guilty for spamming Meng's MBP with our faces so we asked him to join us hahahaha.

Lol.

^^

LMAO

LOL.

Look at Meng's eyes HAHAHAHAHHA

Freaks hahahahahaha

Ghosts

Then Rachel Leong realized that it could capture her shirt

3W1Y ):

Hahahahahaha okay that's all omg so entertaining! I was laughing as I posted them up hahahahaha okay byez :D